Well. To my dismay, the post about The Groupie is totally accurate. For the first time since this experiment started, La Blonde came home looking like the most depressed human being on the planet. This girl has had bad dates - trust me, I know - but she usually comes home laughing and seeing the bright side of the horror show. In this instance, she looked as though her puppy had died and I could only stare and think "What the fuck, how am I supposed to make her happy!?... SHE CAN'T STOP BLOGGING NOW! NO! This shit is too good. THINK! Positive side of a bad date!"
Apart from the fact that I'm all for the hipster boys (well, in the looks category anyway...that hair, those boots, those tats, that cool look of sex appeal, AH!), I was genuinely hoping this date would turn into a second one because she was legitimately interested in him (pre-date, anyway). I mean, I knew he wasn't The One (because, c'mon, what are the chances she finds him on date #9) but I hoped for a connection on some level at least, because even though I enjoy all the juicy post-date horror stories, I still really do want her to fall in... barf... love.
So she may be hungover now (which, by the way, I have yet to know why... deets, La Blonde?) and assessing her dating life from a low point, but TRUST, readers, she will be back in the game in no time. Especially since I am about to play cupid.
Wish us luck!
The Roommate xo
Apart from the fact that I'm all for the hipster boys (well, in the looks category anyway...that hair, those boots, those tats, that cool look of sex appeal, AH!), I was genuinely hoping this date would turn into a second one because she was legitimately interested in him (pre-date, anyway). I mean, I knew he wasn't The One (because, c'mon, what are the chances she finds him on date #9) but I hoped for a connection on some level at least, because even though I enjoy all the juicy post-date horror stories, I still really do want her to fall in... barf... love.
So she may be hungover now (which, by the way, I have yet to know why... deets, La Blonde?) and assessing her dating life from a low point, but TRUST, readers, she will be back in the game in no time. Especially since I am about to play cupid.
Wish us luck!
The Roommate xo
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